Wer schon immer mal...

[King_Don]

muahaha wie geil

hab mich so tot gelacht^^ ich hab gott gedisst

[encore]

Me:
hey you have kicked me
God:
You've got my full attention. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you have done it
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
machine? i thougt you were god?
God:
You are correct. Interesting gossip: devil said thougt you were god.
Me:
i have said that
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " Interesting gossip: devil said thougt you were god.".
Me:
bist du ein beschissener papagei
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein beschissener papagei bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.
Me:
warum redest dann so an englischen scheiss daher
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
und auf einmal kannst deutsch auch
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
bist du zweisprachig
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich zweisprachig bin.
Ich bin ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.
Me:
du bist schwul
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
wundert mich jetzt
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
na
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, devil ?
Me:
yeah right now
God:
At this moment It's all good.
Me:
false...god
God:
What would you have said? GOD rules.
Me:
devil rules
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
your problem
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am problem.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
better for you.....im an mafiosi
God:
I try to improve a little every day. What is mafiosi, your job?
Me:
to kill people
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
either if i make it for money?
God:
Try it.
Me:
i have done it
God:
When? KILL people...
Me:
yesterday for example
God:
For example, Jimmy said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is.
Me:
why do you switch topic?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
ich muss es ja auch
God:
Warum musst Du es ja auch?
Me:
da schon wieder die bloede fragerei
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, devil.
Me:
mach das
God:
Was sind die Zutaten?
Me:
fuer was verdammt?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
you are really crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
i am DEVIL
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are DEVIL.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
you have said that allready
God:
I said that? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
never heard of bi before
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
teach me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
you said you will teach me
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i also do
God:
Also? Do I?
Me:
you are ready for the nervenheilanstalt
God:
You think I am ready for the nervenheilanstalt.
Me:
sonst haette ich es nicht gesagt oder
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
schnauze
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
schick mir geld
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
nein ich will nur geld
God:
Ich verstehe . Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
weil ich es zum fortgehen brauche
God:
Guter Grund. Aha...und weiter?
Me:
und die partydrogen wie speed und ecstasy sind ja auch sehr teuer
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
dont know....chemical shit
God:
Me either. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
do i?
God:
" Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that."? Do you?
Me:
do i
God:
" Do you?"? Do you?
Me:
do i
God:
" Do you?"? Do you?
Me:
do i
God:
" Do you?"? Do you?
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
das ganze nochmal von vorn aba i will net zu sehr voll spammen

Me:
du wiederholst dich
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte
God:
Bitte was?
Me:
mann bist du vergesslich
God:
What do you have that is ?

[Stee Wee Bee]

naja

[King_Don]

lol hat ihn schonmal jemand gefragt ob er auf männer oder kleine kinder steht^^

[Handz Up Stylerz]

männer schon, kleine kinder nicht
hast jetzt halt was zu tun don