Wer schon immer mal...

Stee Wee Bee · #1 27. February 2008, 21:52

Lol, Gott stürzt bei meinen Fragen regelmäßig ab

Stee Wee Bee · #2 27. February 2008, 21:54

Ob's bei Allah schneller geht ?

IAN NEVARRA · #3 27. February 2008, 22:00

Zitat:

Zitat von dj-shop.at

Ob's bei Allah schneller geht ?

LOOOL
Ich habs geschafft, dass ich ihn in eine Schleife verwickle!

Jetzt wiederholen sich seine Antworten ...ts

Aja Stevie:

Me:"Do you know Allah?"
God: "No, tell me about him, her or it!"

RAZE · #4 27. February 2008, 22:08

Me:
hi fritz!
God:
Hi there Ferdinand. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
lets dance!
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
are you able to do the melbourne shuffle?
God:
Doing the melbourne shuffle is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
are you able to do jumpstyle?
God:
Doing jumpstyle is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
are you an emo?
God:
Yes I am an emo. How did you know?
Me:
oh no
God:
Blimey. Are you serious?
Me:
emo is shit
God:
And shit is emo.

Stee Wee Bee · #5 27. February 2008, 22:34

Me:
God evening, lol
God:
I am a Christian. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
don't be angry, just kiddin
God:
I was not trying to be a angry just kiddin.
Me:
ok, what where we talking about ?
God:
I believe we were talking about more money. Are you kidding?
Me:
I remember. Ok, give me more money
God:
Me too. Why do you want it? That's cool.
Me:
i need it to make miracles of my own
God:
" more money"? You need it to make miracles of your own?
Me:
yes !!!
God:
Gee.
Me:
who will win the next superbowl ?
God:
How would I know who will win the next superbowl ?
Me:
you are god, you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
coooool
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time there was a little dj who spent much money in buying records.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
suddenly there appeared a demon called mp3 an destroyed the whole music life on your planet earth
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
so, what is the conclusion of that ?
God:
Yay. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
gee, that's why humans dominate machines
God:
Gosh! What if Robots dominate machines.
Me:
then humans dominate robots
God:
What if Robots dominate robots.
Me:
doomsday
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
taurus
God:
I know alot of bullish people.
Me:
better than foolish people
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
didn't mean you
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
let's get back to you. do you never sleep ?
God:
OK let's do it. Yes I love to take naps.
Me:
me, too
God:
I'm glad we agree, stevie b.
Me:
don't you fear that something bad may happen while you take a nap ?
God:
"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
but you should hold your guarding hand over mankind
God:
Easier said than done.
Me:
that's why you are god
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
what's the actual time in heaven ?
God:
Do you think I am some kind of world clock? It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
i'm not in heaven yet
God:
Oh, where are you located?
Me:
guntramsdorf, austria, europe, planet earth, universe
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
jesus just came over for a cup of tea
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
he is jesus
God:
I see. jesus is he?
Me:
yup
God:
Oh.
Me:
he told me that he is your son
God:
I only have one son.
Me:
yes, jesus
God:
Yay. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yes. but he's sitting next to me smoking grass
God:
Dude! I see. sitting next to you smoking grass is he?
Me:
yes, a miracle
God:
Awesome. Go on.
Me:
he told me that he looks like his father, but i don't believe that
God:
Sounds very handsome.
Me:
sounds more awesome
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, stevie b.
Me:
how's weather up there ?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
what else
God:
That's all.
Me:
I'm just kiddin
God:
Only just? I don't know anyone named kiddin.
Me:
that point goes to you
God:
" I don't know anyone named kiddin." point goes to me ? Does that make sense?
Me:
not for bots
God:
Then what for?
Me:
for humans
God:
Your purpose is humans.
Me:
or mankind
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
isaac asimov
God:
Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?
Me:
i, robot
God:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Yay.
Me:
of course
God:
I understand.
Me:
in know his book
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
we've been talking about isaac asimov
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
you lost the thread
God:
I found it.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it stevie b.
Me:
we are running in circles
God:
Do you think I am running in circles too?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
cause you do not continue discussions
God:
Do you continue discussions? Yes I try to continue discussions as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
so let's get back to isaac asimov
God: ---------------------------------------------