Wer schon immer mal...

[FLASH]

Pah, das ist ja gar nicht Gott:

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 Your dress? are you gay?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.   As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 I knew it - god doesnt exist
God:
Who told you?
Me:
 If you are god, you should know...
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  god me should know or.  
I am  a chatterbot.