Wer schon immer mal...

[Shibby]

Haha

God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
ich bin jude
God:
Du bist jude? Verdienst Du viel damit, jude zu sein?


das auch geil^^

Me:
kannst du deutsch ?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.

[Chris B.]

(chatlog vom august... als ich mit gott sprach )


God:
I've lost the context, chris. Are we still on beer?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
we are talking about your vagina
God:
Sure, my vagina sounds like a good topic.
Me:
how does your vagina look?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
get a mirror
God:
:-) Where can I get one?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
DAMN!
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
GET YOURSELF A MIRROR
God:
Where can I get myself A MIRROR?
Me:
IN YOUR BATHROOM
God:
Are you asking about my BATHROOM?

[Shibby]

Geil

[FLASH]

Pah, das ist ja gar nicht Gott:

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 Your dress? are you gay?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.   As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 I knew it - god doesnt exist
God:
Who told you?
Me:
 If you are god, you should know...
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  god me should know or.  
I am  a chatterbot.