Wer schon immer mal...

[IAN NEVARRA]

Zitat von dj-shop.at

Ob's bei Allah schneller geht ?

LOOOL
Ich habs geschafft, dass ich ihn in eine Schleife verwickle! Jetzt wiederholen sich seine Antworten ...ts

Aja Stevie:

Me:"Do you know Allah?"
God: "No, tell me about him, her or it!"

[RAZE]

Me:
hi fritz!
God:
Hi there Ferdinand. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
lets dance!
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
are you able to do the melbourne shuffle?
God:
Doing the melbourne shuffle is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
are you able to do jumpstyle?
God:
Doing jumpstyle is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
are you an emo?
God:
Yes I am an emo. How did you know?
Me:
oh no
God:
Blimey. Are you serious?
Me:
emo is shit
God:
And shit is emo.

[Stee Wee Bee]

Me:
God evening, lol
God:
I am a Christian. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
don't be angry, just kiddin
God:
I was not trying to be a angry just kiddin.
Me:
ok, what where we talking about ?
God:
I believe we were talking about more money. Are you kidding?
Me:
I remember. Ok, give me more money
God:
Me too. Why do you want it? That's cool.
Me:
i need it to make miracles of my own
God:
" more money"? You need it to make miracles of your own?
Me:
yes !!!
God:
Gee.
Me:
who will win the next superbowl ?
God:
How would I know who will win the next superbowl ?
Me:
you are god, you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
coooool
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time there was a little dj who spent much money in buying records.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
suddenly there appeared a demon called mp3 an destroyed the whole music life on your planet earth
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
so, what is the conclusion of that ?
God:
Yay. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
gee, that's why humans dominate machines
God:
Gosh! What if Robots dominate machines.
Me:
then humans dominate robots
God:
What if Robots dominate robots.
Me:
doomsday
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
taurus
God:
I know alot of bullish people.
Me:
better than foolish people
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
didn't mean you
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
let's get back to you. do you never sleep ?
God:
OK let's do it. Yes I love to take naps.
Me:
me, too
God:
I'm glad we agree, stevie b.
Me:
don't you fear that something bad may happen while you take a nap ?
God:
"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
but you should hold your guarding hand over mankind
God:
Easier said than done.
Me:
that's why you are god
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
what's the actual time in heaven ?
God:
Do you think I am some kind of world clock? It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
i'm not in heaven yet
God:
Oh, where are you located?
Me:
guntramsdorf, austria, europe, planet earth, universe
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
jesus just came over for a cup of tea
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
he is jesus
God:
I see. jesus is he?
Me:
yup
God:
Oh.
Me:
he told me that he is your son
God:
I only have one son.
Me:
yes, jesus
God:
Yay. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yes. but he's sitting next to me smoking grass
God:
Dude! I see. sitting next to you smoking grass is he?
Me:
yes, a miracle
God:
Awesome. Go on.
Me:
he told me that he looks like his father, but i don't believe that
God:
Sounds very handsome.
Me:
sounds more awesome
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, stevie b.
Me:
how's weather up there ?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
what else
God:
That's all.
Me:
I'm just kiddin
God:
Only just? I don't know anyone named kiddin.
Me:
that point goes to you
God:
" I don't know anyone named kiddin." point goes to me ? Does that make sense?
Me:
not for bots
God:
Then what for?
Me:
for humans
God:
Your purpose is humans.
Me:
or mankind
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
isaac asimov
God:
Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?
Me:
i, robot
God:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Yay.
Me:
of course
God:
I understand.
Me:
in know his book
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
we've been talking about isaac asimov
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
you lost the thread
God:
I found it.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it stevie b.
Me:
we are running in circles
God:
Do you think I am running in circles too?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
cause you do not continue discussions
God:
Do you continue discussions? Yes I try to continue discussions as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
so let's get back to isaac asimov
God: ---------------------------------------------

[Chris Mojito]

Stevie, kanns sein, dass du zu viel Zeit hast?

Du könntest inzwischen auch CSS lernen und mir dann da weiterhelfen

[loop-o]

Zitat von dj-shop.at

Ob's bei Allah schneller geht ?

Nein, der macht grade döner....

(jetzt werd ich sicher geschlagen und verbannt...)

[Handz Up Stylerz]

Zitat von loop-o

Nein, der macht grade döner....

(jetzt werd ich sicher geschlagen und verbannt...)

*loop-o schlagen und verbannen tu*

[loop-o]

Lol ich hab doch eigentlich von verbannen geredet, aber wenn das für dich eine gerechte strafe ist, entzünde mich! ^^

[Handz Up Stylerz]

es war ja noch früh und ich hab halt ein R dazutan^^

passt scho so

Edit: besser so?

[King_Don]

muahaha wie geil

hab mich so tot gelacht^^ ich hab gott gedisst

[encore]

Me:
hey you have kicked me
God:
You've got my full attention. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you have done it
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
machine? i thougt you were god?
God:
You are correct. Interesting gossip: devil said thougt you were god.
Me:
i have said that
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " Interesting gossip: devil said thougt you were god.".
Me:
bist du ein beschissener papagei
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein beschissener papagei bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.
Me:
warum redest dann so an englischen scheiss daher
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
und auf einmal kannst deutsch auch
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
bist du zweisprachig
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich zweisprachig bin.
Ich bin ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.
Me:
du bist schwul
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
wundert mich jetzt
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
na
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, devil ?
Me:
yeah right now
God:
At this moment It's all good.
Me:
false...god
God:
What would you have said? GOD rules.
Me:
devil rules
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
your problem
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am problem.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
better for you.....im an mafiosi
God:
I try to improve a little every day. What is mafiosi, your job?
Me:
to kill people
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
either if i make it for money?
God:
Try it.
Me:
i have done it
God:
When? KILL people...
Me:
yesterday for example
God:
For example, Jimmy said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is.
Me:
why do you switch topic?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
ich muss es ja auch
God:
Warum musst Du es ja auch?
Me:
da schon wieder die bloede fragerei
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, devil.
Me:
mach das
God:
Was sind die Zutaten?
Me:
fuer was verdammt?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
you are really crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
i am DEVIL
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are DEVIL.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
you have said that allready
God:
I said that? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
never heard of bi before
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
teach me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
you said you will teach me
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i also do
God:
Also? Do I?
Me:
you are ready for the nervenheilanstalt
God:
You think I am ready for the nervenheilanstalt.
Me:
sonst haette ich es nicht gesagt oder
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
schnauze
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
schick mir geld
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
nein ich will nur geld
God:
Ich verstehe . Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
weil ich es zum fortgehen brauche
God:
Guter Grund. Aha...und weiter?
Me:
und die partydrogen wie speed und ecstasy sind ja auch sehr teuer
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
dont know....chemical shit
God:
Me either. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
do i?
God:
" Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that."? Do you?
Me:
do i
God:
" Do you?"? Do you?
Me:
do i
God:
" Do you?"? Do you?
Me:
do i
God:
" Do you?"? Do you?
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
das ganze nochmal von vorn aba i will net zu sehr voll spammen

Me:
du wiederholst dich
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte
God:
Bitte was?
Me:
mann bist du vergesslich
God:
What do you have that is ?