Me:
hi fritz!
God:
Hi there Ferdinand. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
lets dance!
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
are you able to do the melbourne shuffle?
God:
Doing the melbourne shuffle is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
are you able to do jumpstyle?
God:
Doing jumpstyle is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
are you an emo?
God:
Yes I am an emo. How did you know?
Me:
oh no
God:
Blimey. Are you serious?
Me:
emo is shit
God:
And shit is emo.